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All's Fair - Vol. 1

by Blanker

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1.
Oh, I’m in love again Oh, the heart never forgets No It’s late nights Last-minute red eyes Prix fixes that might cost more than my rent You get what you pay for And she’s worth the labor More time with a stranger than all of my friends I let my heart run wild I’ve gotta go big upfront And press my luck she’ll stay awhile Then halfway down the aisle I miss the adrenaline That “fallin’ in” I’m running out the chapel, screaming “Oh, I’m in so much shit!” It’s white lies Jealous and uptight Searching the room right before she comes in And then it gets ugly It’s tears over bubbly Just tell me you love me Then tell me again I let my heart run wild I’ve gotta go big upfront And press my luck she’ll stay awhile Then halfway down the aisle I miss the adrenaline That “fallin’ in” I’m running out the chapel, screaming “Oh, what have I done?” We’re swinging haymakers Going once Going twice No takers Adrift with no anchor My mind goes blank My heart goes blanker Somebody cut me off I think I’ve been overserved I think I’ve fallen in love But really, what’s in a word I really want to get off But everything is a blur I think I’ve fallen in love
2.
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It’s new brains So come in I wouldn’t bite I’m vegetarian The bad wolf Well, he ain’t me You see, I’ve re-aligned I’ve been in therapy Rest your little red coat here And grab yourself a seat, my dear Never mind the big, sharp teeth They’re only for protecting me We’re pretty cute together, wouldn’t you say? And I barely can remember my younger days Let bygones begone, they’re not worth the pain And you never liked your grandma anyway The same face But new brains I wouldn’t lie I just got on the gospel train Got a bounty on my head And all the hunters want me dead They just don’t get the new me But you, you’re smart enough to see… That we’re pretty cute together, wouldn’t you say? And I barely can remember my younger days Let bygones begone, they’re not worth the pain And you never liked your grandma anyway, But I did I liked her a lot I thought she was great I threw her into the pot And I had a day
3.
I tried to ollie the trashcan I fell and nearly broke my hand And you laughed all the way to the ER And I’d do it again to see You smiling as you looked at me I’m such a fool for you And there’s nothing I wouldn’t do A full split in a three-piece suit I ripped my pants in front of you But you said I could really bust a move And every time you told your friends I’d see your face light up again Yeah, I’m such a fool for you But I’m broken and I’m bruised And I’ll wear that makeup upon my face To cover scars I’ve hid for days and days and days Just in the chance you look this way ever again
4.
It's so boring here All those years in church, I thought I'd be important here But it's been the worst Because what good's a mansion if everyone has one? Streets are all gold and the angels are handsome Moreso than me Why would that be? Bottom line: I don't mind wearing white all the time when I'm 'round here Though color'd be nice And if the water turns into wine, I'm alright swearing off beer But heaven's been such a drag And maybe it's my fault for switching my life up at the end Now every night the choir's song's stuck in my head... It's been 80 years And I don't understand why I don't see my lady here I guess she didn't make it in Now I'm stuck with my parents, Most of the South, and all of these babies grossing me out And I just cannot comprehend Was this really the plan? I visited Saint Peter with a list of all my grievances And he got annoyed He said I ain't got leverage given that one alternative And he's got a point, I've just gotta let it be
5.
Last train out of this terminal So grease a few palms and we’re good to go So let’s have a toast And raise a glass to the afterglow You can’t save all of the animals The cattle can’t grasp what the farmer knows So when it unfolds You’d better shit or get off my pot of gold Stampede away and then A final sunrise upon the empire of men Stampede away and then Just straighten your tie And button your cardigan The stone-cold calculus of the road The bittersweet taste in the antidote The bottomless hole Survivors guilt is so visceral You can’t save all of the animals But keep a few pets from the stable close Because you never know Who you’ll have to sic to do the unspeakable So do you wait for the towers to fall Or go throw your weight against the wall The impatient will get all their flowers Do you wait for the towers to fall Or go throw your weight against the wall The impatient will get all their flowers And the meek will get nothing at all

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"All's Fair - Vol. I" is the first of two sister EPs set for release by Blanker in 2024. The album weaves together themes of infatuation, trickery, and dystopia over a grunge-y, alt rock soundscape with a few bits of absurdist wit for good measure. The release is Blanker’s first to feature drummer Bryan Schwenk, Norwood’s long-time collaborator from Upstate Escape, providing a welcome breath of fresh air for the project.

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released March 29, 2024

All words, music, and programming by John Norwood

Live Drums on "Ollie, The Trashcan" and "Stampede" by Bryan Schwenk

Production by John Norwood with live drum production by Milton Georges on "Ollie, The Trashcan" and "Stampede"

Mastering by LANDR

Cover art by Florence Gidez and John Norwood

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Following the dis-banding of Upstate Escape, frontman John Norwood founded Blanker as an open-ended outlet to continue putting music out into the world.

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